March 11, 2008

OMG...Look at me!! The story of the modern American teenager

This post is about the like, totally cool new thing where really awesome people do really awesome things and then post the really awesome pictures on their Facebook profiles and Myspace pages.
See, the idea is pretty much like this: we go out, drink (while underage!!!!!), mess around, whatever, who cares, and then post alllll of our sweet pictures online for everyone to see. Dude, trust me, it's awesome. Everyone will love looking at the endless supply of us both holding like five different kinds of alcohol while smoking.

Yeah, the boring lame types will be all like "Don't do that, blah blah blah...." They totally think that having those pictures up on the internet "will ruin your future forever." Whatever. Like, everyone does it anyways. And really, what kind of employers actually take time out to look at that stuff? Duh, none. Anyway, it's not like they don't want to be doing the same thing. Hellloooo...everyone wants a killer social life. Don't hate.


OK, so here's the plan. You grab the hookah and I'll take the picture and flip off the camera. Deal?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That was quite possibly the most accurate social commentary of the modern American teenager that I have ever seen.

Sometimes I don't think people think at all. And people wonder why they can't get jobs and be successful!

Its so sad.

Anonymous said...

but katie...i didn't think you approved of underage drinking...i'm so confused